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LSU 33, ARKANSAS 30 OT

LSU FINALLY WINS!!!!!!!

November 17

Another memorable November 17 has gone by.

November

I'm sorry, Mr. Blog, that I have not posted on you in such a long time.

Today was the Rickards Invitational for MAO. I realized it this afternoon and, at first, found it weird that I wasn't there. But I'm moving on. I needed the extra sleep, anyway.

I'm really tired of political correctness and the blatent leftist propaganda seeping into our schools. I seriously can't take much more before I go crazy.

My classes have ruined life for me now. I think constantly in terms of physics, psychology, and even environmental science. For someone who doesn't even believe in all the global warming hype, that's pretty crazy. I will post on you again soon Sr. Blogo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Seventy years ago on September 1, Germany invaded Poland. Though not really something to celebrate, I find World War II to eb teh most itneresting event in human history. It was the last traditional (by modern standards) war with clear defintion between good (America and the Allies, democracy) and evil (Axis, genocide, oppression).Veterans are becoming less and less now; a 20-year old soldier would be almost 90 now. When we're adults, they'll all be gone.

:(

50th Post

I saw (500) Days of Summer yesterday with Lacey. I think it takes over as the number one of 2009 for me from I Love You, Man. I loved this scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgVNgYXFi_Q

Schedule

Period - Course Grade Last Updated eMail
01-ADV PL MACROECON ' Prato, Peter
02-ADV PL ENG LIT COMPO ' Dunlap, Janice
03-ADV PL PHYS B ' Carpenter, Charles
04-ADV PL ENV SCI ' Breza-Pierce, Angela
05-ADV PL PSYCHO ' Womble, Jennifer
06-ADV PL CALCULUS BC ' Johnson, Lesa
07-NO 7TH PER-YR ' Lassiter, Michael

Do we have any classes together?

Sarah Palin

I just opened Internet Explorer. My homepage is Yahoo! The headline story was about a national poll on views of Sarah Palin's recent resignation.

A quote from the article:

Just as Republicans as a whole are unfazed by Palin's move, the poll shows
Democrats and Independents are as unhappy with her as they were before, with 75% of Democrats and 55% of independents preferring she leave the national stage
altogether.

Well no duh. Independent voters lean towards Democrats as of late, and when was the last time Democrats went crazy about a strong conservative? Back when they supported Jim Crow laws. They don't want anyone to remember any of that anymore.

There's Just No Good TV Anymore

I have to go another 167 hours until the next episode of TSLOTAT airs. Ugh.

Urban Dictionary's #1 Definition for "Women"

WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
---------------------------
Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &
200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know
reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when
saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.


MY GOD! these women just wont shut up

SAT Subject Test Scores (Bleh)

Chemistry
710


Mathematics Level 2
800


U.S. History
740

You can be Lady GaGa, I can be T-Pain. We can be bringing on the boogie, droppin' rhymes like rain.

Thing Like This Make Me Mad

On FMyLife today, there was one FML that, as I was reading, thought, oh no, I wonder what the people who comment on this will say.

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom
write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She
revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was gay. The
executor read it out loud. My mom was the only one who knew. FML

As I am writing this, 24096 people say, "I agree, your life is f***ed," while 1643 say, "you deserved that one." Going in knowing that "homophobia" is nowadays defined as "the belief that homosexuality is not greater than or equal to heterosexuality," I still can't believe the things some people said.

Vandalize her grave...

your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave.

Hope your mom's death was painful.

Go dance on her grave with ur bf, perhaps some grinding.

Bitch burn in hell

What an evil bitch.

Omg that's horrible! I'm sooooooo sorry! And as for the 55 people who hit YDI, they can go to hell.

I'd say 'at least she's dead' but that would probably just make you feel worse...

How shit for you... definately FYL - but only at this moment. Now that ur out, your whole world has a change to expand!

The fact that anyone would click "you deserved it" sickens me.

Keep your head high, TS. You're better than her.

excuse me for saying this cus i dont really know ur mother and its really not very polite to say this, but fuck her.

That's the last backhand you'll get from *that* bitch. Celebrate your freedom.

Wow, words cannot describe the seething hate I have for your mother. Burning in hell would be less than she deserves.

Ugh, reading about ignorance is painful.

Ditto 31 (Wow, words cannot describe the seething hate I have for your mother. Burning in hell would be less than she deserves.)

Make out with your boyfriend on her grave >=seriously, what a bitch. :\ and I agreeee with #24 (Keep your head high, TS. You're better than her.)

I wanted to say: "that's so gay". But I guess that's not the right choice of words now, is it?

Ur moms retarded and very judgemental!!!!! I cannot believe ur own mother would do that to you!!!!!!!I would burst out crying and giving a picture of ur mom "the bird"!!!!!!!!!!!! She must of been REALLY mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YDI for counting on your mom to die to solve your financial fuck-ups.

i agree with #3 (Vandalize her grave...) #5 (your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave.) and # 11 (Hope your mom's death was painful.)

Trollin' from the grave.

sorry about your loss and the fact that your mom was an ass

what a bitch, you should have let her rot alone in her last days.

Some people just don't understand.

Wow, your mom is a jerk.

Ur mom can burn in helll

Oh wow, what a jerk.

Fuck off, you homophobic pricks.

Well, your mom's going to hell.

She died bitter. Nothing worse than that.

Your mother is a bitch.

look at california...prop 8...its not socially acceptable to be gay, fuckng religion...

Anyone clicking YDI sickens me. Let's see your parents write you out if the will for being straight and see how you feel.

She is/was an idiot.

what a horrible person! you should tap dance on her grave.

At least she's dead now. Count that as a blessing. :D

Your Mom's burning in Hell right now.... she deserves it. I hope you spat on her grave.

Don't worry, that bitch is burning in hell right now for being so malicious and spiteful.

that's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on here. If you aren't hoping she's burning in hell, I'll do it for you.

bitch move...

be happy she's dead, i would be.

That was really mean of your mom. Some people just dont understand or like changes.

Well, at least she is dead now?

Ignorant people like her make me die a little inside.

What.A.Bitch!!!

Your mom is a bitch. FHA. That's right. I just said Fuck Her Afterlife.

Well, I hope you don't mourn her much, she's not a person deserving to be called a mother.

Dude I am so srry tht is so fucked up tht bitch

i'm rather pissed that she's dead because i would really, really like to punch her in the fucking face for that. what a raging cunt.

At least you won't have to grieve the loss, of your Mother. Since was no kind, of Mother at all to you.

I'm sure she's enjoying her new condo with a lake-of-fire-side view in hell.

anyone who hit ydi on this is an awful person.

There were only a couple of posts not calling the mother an inappropriate word. Just about all of them consisted of multiple paragraphs that relied on reasoning and not hatred. The first one was the main one, the 46th comment.

When you helped your mom write her will, she didn't know you were gay. She based her will at that point on the assumption that you were straight. Later she found out you were gay and changed her will. There is nothing wrong with that because her will now reflects the latest information she had available. Because it is her will, she can change it however she likes, and does not have to disclose its contents to anybody ahead of time. She clearly learned that you were gay from a conversation that the two of you had. And although you left this part out, I'm sure at that time she let you know about how she felt about you being gay. I wouldn't be surprised if she even specifically mentioned to you that you would be getting nothing if you were gay. So don't act surprised that she changed her will.The mistake your mother made is that she did not distribute what she left behind properly. When a person dies, the first portion goes to pay any unpaid debts. From the remaining, a portion of what they leave belongs to the heirs by blood right, and then the rest she can divide as she wills (ie through her "will"). Although it is her right to adjust her will as she sees fit, she has no right to remove the heirs' portion. This however is a common mistake in today's society.Secondly, I doubt she intended to spill your secret and probably expected you to come out of the closet before she died, but death has a habit of taking people when they least expect it. And there was no way of her knowing who else already knew, for all she knew, the whole family knew already but didn't like talking about it. So yes that was a mistake on her part, but I can't blame her for this.Instead of grieving over the loss of your mother, you are writing a FML about how you are not getting any inheritance and people know that you are gay. That is such a terrible way to act, and I have no sympathy for you. May your mother rest in peace.

Replies? Certainly they can be reasonable, too?

#46, you're a dick.

#46, you know you could have saved yourself some time and still sent out exactly the same message if you just typed "I'm a cunt" in place of the essay.

#46, you're a cunt. #53... (#46, you know you could have saved yourself some time and still sent out exactly the same message if you just typed "I'm a cunt" in place of the essay.) LOL

#46, Pharmacyst, I think your response is totally appalling and hateful in sentiment.

#46 please get a life instead of writing essays as fml commets

#46, that is probably the worst thing I have ever heard a person say. You're absolutely awful. #53, lmao.

I agree with #24... (The fact that anyone would click "you deserved it" sickens me.) and every person who said your mom was a biatch..and every person who is hating on poster #46

There were no "omg gays are evil" or anything remotely "homophobic" in the replies. The final comment was from an administrator.

Thanks to all the ignorant homophobic comments, we're closing the comments section down on this one.

Nothing is better to combat "hatred" and "ignorance" than using hatred and ignorance. I'm appalled.

42nd Post

Right now, I am reading Baseball Between the Numbers, which has a lot of stuff from Baseball Prospectus and such. Right now, it is talking about clutch hitting. Right now, I am looking at a graph comparing the clutch ratings of odd seasons bersus even seasons.

The graph has a 33% coorelation, or R-value. The R-squared valueis thus about .10, meaning skill can explain 10% of clutch hitting performance. That is AP Statistics stuff right there. Word.

And, yes, I am still up at 6:11 AM.

Magic

It is finally summer. Last year, it flew by. It did the year before that, too, but not as fast. This summer, I plan to try and sleep less than I did last summer, which is actually a bad thing since, in 2007, I only slept during the daytime. Being nocturnal is actually quite nice except for the fact that my parents, of course, can't stand that, so they will make sure I am awake just for the sake of being awake.

I remembered a couple of minutes ago the biggest thing to look forward to in the summer. The Tour de France. I have followed it for five years now, and I have to say it is one of the greatest sporting events in the world. It is the only reason I am interested in going to France; I mean, seriously, it's really the only thing it has given the world. To top it off, Lance Armstrong is supposed to be back this year. Lance was the reason I started watching it back in 2004, when he was going for his record sixth maillot journe (sp? I know there's some French kind of accent-y stuff in there).

I should probably go to sleep now. It is 4 AM. Starting a week ago, I have been up until at elast three every night. Hopefully, I will be able to wake up at a decent time today. Good night.

Georgia

I did not have all that good of a day today, especially for one where we had no work at all. So, afterwards, I just felt like driving. So I did, to my favorite state in the world, Georgia. I would like to live there in the future. Preferably in the northern half of the state, where the Appalachians end and Atlanta, my favorite city, is.

Afterwards I went to Target. It made my day. As I walked to the back to brows at electronics, I passed by the toys section and the isle that has Hot Wheels and that sort of thing. As you should know, as a kid, I collected hundreds of NASCAR diecasts, something no one seems to do. As I walked by, I heard two kids firing off names based on car numbers from the cars they saw in the section. I don't think you could realize just how much that meant to me.

SAT

SAT scores were released. I don't know when. I thought they were supposed to be tomorrow, but obviously not.

I got a 2200. I did not study. At all. I wish life were this easy.

Friends

Mine are unreliable. Maybe it is because I don't have a best friend, so someone always trumps me and I am all alone. Or maybe just no one likes me, they just tolerate me. Only when they have to. Yeah, it is probably that one.

I just had to take Alka-Seltzer. Again. Gross. Blogger Mobile works!

School Year Stuff

So I did a rundown of my classes at the beginning of the year and now I'm posting another one for review.

1. Latin I - Yates I use this class to sleep or do homework. It has been easy, of course, but I'm not going to do Latin II.

2. AP US History - Thomas Mrs. Thomas hates me. I think she is a horrible person. She's fallen hard for favorites, too. She is also never in her room unless she has a class. She gets mad at me and Nirav for talking a lot even though half of the itme we are talking about the class.

3. AP Calculus BC/AB - Johnson/McLanahan Yeah, I got kicked out of BC. I didn't think it was too bad but I guess I deserve that for not really putting an effort into it. AB is just a review of first semester BC for me. I use it to read and sleep, too.

4. Spanish IV - Knoll Participating in this class was easy until we got to the new book. Now I have no clue what is going on. Since I came in late for her class the day we got new seats this nine weeks, I am stranded in the far back right corner. Not that I know anyone other than Ketan.

5. AP Chemistry - Ewart This is material that's possible to understand but you really got to work at it. Best class in terms of people.

6. AP Language and Composition - Colombo I am doing way better now in her class. I actually have an "A" in there right now. For some reason, she likes me and I always get the extra credit points on the small assignments.

7. Piano I - Miller It is piano class.

Sorry in Advance

I can rant, too. And, unlike you, I don't feel the need to hide everything. I'm not afraid of talking about us publicly. Good or bad.

You keep calling me "controlling." You have implied it before, but in your rant you directly called me that. That hurt. I gave you an ultimatum to stop talking to Ross. Apparently I am not the only one who does not see what is wrong with what he has done. I told you some of the people that had. You defended him. That hurt. It's like you think I have taken something personal against him. Well, actually, I have with all the love he professes for you and the lies and the maneuvers to hurt me and win you back. I guess I mean you think I have no real reason to. That ultimatum was a choice, not a command. But it conveyed seriousness. Do you realize how long this has gone on? I still have nightmares about that kid. I told you about the one I had recently. "Would you please stop talking to Ross?" wouldn't cut it. He's beyond persistent. He's obsessed. Well, I mean, we all knew that from day one, but he's like a whole new level of that. I thought you might say "no" to my ultimatum. Obviously a request like that would be even easier to say that to. While I understood you may not like that, even though you pretended you were fine with it at first (though you told me about how Ross chose for you; I was scared then because that made me look horrible and all wrong about Ross, but, as I said, I've figured him out, and he was pleading to talk to you nonstop again the very next day), I couldn't stay perfectly fine knowing you were talking to your "best friend, Ross" again like everything was normal. If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be here having worried about that. It's him. ARGH. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT!?! To top it off, you decided to half-heartedly "apologize" and decide on your own not to talk to him only after talking to Jonathan about it. I like Jonathan, that's not what I meant. I mean once again you say you were coerced into your choice that I was trying to convey to you by another person. It is nice how your decisions are made by other people.

The ultimatum couldn't be an order either. Your "You say, 'Jump.' I say, 'How high?'" comment was horrible. That hurt. As I repeatedly said, I thought there was a good chance you would say "no." The consequence of saying "no" wasn't leaving you, as you thought by way of thinking that it was a command. That is also how I am not "manipulative." How can I be that if I am not able to "be a man" and be in control?

The statuses Kejing told me about of Ross's from today were: "Fuck Ryan and his rediculus ultimatum. . . . he forced her to pick me and her being friends which she wanted or them dating!!! he has ruined everything for me. . . i was never like this and i never will be what i was again" and "most important is what is on my arm. . . ILL that always comes first." I had to find them out from her because Ross blocked me through any contact on the computer. Ironically, the last thing he has said to me was about his hope that we could be friends. That's his apologetic tone. I think you realize he changes. HE is a good manipulator. The last several conversations I had had with him, all the way back to January, I believe, were solely horrible. The one time I was mean first, while at least you didn't seem all that sympathetic for him (he was even worse back to me, also, remember that I don't curse, and was especially hurt by how I mentioned February 12 was coming up; his life was built around that), you couldn't understand that. He has been horrible to me, too. It was almost comedic, his personal insults would be followed the next day by apologies on how he finally saw the light and would stop stalking you and such, followed the next day to a complete reversion to the two-days-before Ross. HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE I AM COMING FROM?

Apparently, this would've been a little more okay if I was jealous of him. Why should I be jealous of him? HE chooses to live his life that way, in complete reverence of you and hatred of me. He was your best friend. He was also your fiancee. You had to have lied about your past with him because to feel this way for him now there had to be way more great things about your relationship with him than bad things. But then it would've ended nicely and ya'll would've never fought.

Also, right afterwards on Wednesday, you mentioned Ross. That hurt. I guess I am jealous for the feelings you have for him. I do not mean romantic feelings; but your judgment is horrible. You are very mindful of all the past, except for the last four and a half months. If you even thought about those we would not be in disagreement over all this.

This is our fourth fight (I consider Thursday and then Friday-now, sort of two different ones) in the last week. That is ridiculous. All seem to be getting worse and more disagreeable. It all gets worse that, no matter what happens, Ross won't go away. He is just so persistent. It's worse that what he is doing because of his "love" for you shows he doesn't really, to be honest.

I don't even think I can go on. There is just too much and it is 1:07 AM now and I have to go lay in bed for hours worrying about all this so I can get a little sleep.

I Told Myself I Wouldn't

Have you ever felt like everyone is out to get you? That is how I feel all the time, and it looks like I'm actually right.

EPIC WIN

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Another Quiz Thing

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The South
The West
Philadelphia
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

My Heritage

How 'Bout Them Chains?

I am going to answer these questions with either a simple "yes" or "no" to be more mysterious.

1. taken a picture naked? no

2. painted your room? no

3. made out with a member of the same sex? no

4. drove a car? yes

5. danced in front of your mirror? yes

6. have a crush? yes

7. been dumped? yes

8. stole money from a friend? yes

9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know? yes

10. been in a fist fight? no

11. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes

12. had feelings for a friend? yes

I notice there is no #13.

14. made out with a stranger? no

15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes

16. left your house with out telling your parents? yes

17. had a crush on your neighbor? no

18. ditched school to do something more fun? yes

19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

20. seen someone die? no

21. been on a plane? yes

22. kissed a picture? no

23. slept in until 3? yes

24. miss someone right now? yes

25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes

26. made a snow angel? yes

27. played dress up? yes

28. cheated while playing a game? yes

29. been lonely? yes

30. fallen asleep at work/school? yes

31. been to a bar? yes

32. felt an earthquake? no

33. touched a snake? no

34. ran a red light? yes

35. been suspended from school? no

36. had detention? yes

37. been in a car accident that you didnt cause? yes

38. hated the way you look? yes

39. witnessed a crime? yes

39. been the person doing the crime? no

40. pole danced? no

41. been lost? yes

42. been to the opposite side of the country? yes

43. felt so sick you thought you might die? yes

44. cried yourself to sleep? yes

I notice there is no #45.

46. sang karaoke? yes

47. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes

48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

49. caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

50. kissed in the rain? no

51. sang in the shower? yes

52. had sex in a park? no

53. had a dream where you were married? yes

54. glued your hand to something? yes

55. got your tongue/”arm” stuck to a flag pole? no

56. ever gone to school partially naked? no

57. been a cheerleader? no

58. sat on a roof top? yes

59. didn’t take a shower for a week? no

60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes

61. played chicken? yes

62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes

I notice there is no #63.

64. broken a bone? no

65. been easily amused? no

66. laughed so hard you cried? yes

67. mooned/flashed someone? no

68. cheated on a test? yes

69: forgotten someones name? yes

70. slept naked? no

71. gone skinny dipping? no

I notice there is no #72.

73. blacked out from drinking? no

74. played a prank on someone? yes

75. gone to a late night movie? yes

76. made love to anything not human? no

77. failed a class? yes

78. choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? no

79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours in total? yes

80. been cheated on? no

81. did you celebrate the 4th of July? yes

82. thrown strange objects? yes

83. felt like killing someone? yes

84. felt like running away? yes

I notice there is no #85.

86. did drugs? no

87. had detention and not attend it? no

I notice there is no #88.

89. made a parent cry? yes

90. cried about someone? yes

91. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? no

92. dated someone you didn’t even like? no

93. had/have a dog? yes

I notice there is no #94.

95. own an instrument? yes

96. been in band? no

97. drank 25 sodas in a day? yes

98. broken a CD? yes

99. shot a gun? yes

100. had feelings for one of your best friends? yes

I Used to Be The Kind of Guy Who Laughs at a Funeral

Death was an inevitable part of life, so it didn't matter when it came. Having accepted my Savior into my heart, I thought I would be okay with dying... until yesterday. Every person I've known that had passed away was sort of like a statistic; they were old (at least to me) and had lived long, accomplished lives. Even at that, they were even less unexpected because cancer would show up or something like that that would start a clock that could prepare you for reality.

I didn't really know Morgan. I went to the same school as her since 1997 (that is over 2,000 school days if you care to count) and yet the only classes I know we had in common were in fourth and fifth grade, and that's only because I have yearbooks to check that. I don't have any specific memories of her from school, either; I just remember that she smiled an awful lot and was always so cheerful.

She was also very enthusiastic in church. I always saw her there, and that's where I can recall my only two specific memories. When I started going to youth nights on Wednesdays back in 2007, I didn't know most people's names and was certainly not friends with anyone except one or two I knew beforehand. I remember one of those nights Morgan walked up to me and said, "Hi Ryan Pace. I bet you don't remember my name." Not only did she remember my name even though I don't think we had ever had a conversation before, but she also implied I wouldn't remember hers! Anytime I saw her from that point on, I addressed her by her full name (that's something I do for everyone who ever calls me "Ryan Pace").

My only other specific memory happened just last Sunday. It is short and wasn't memorable; I passed her leaving church. I took a sort of jagged route in the other direction to avoid the-what-I-always-find-weird "hi *insert name here*" exchange that is inevitable when two people pass each other on an empty sidewalk and one of them is extremely friendly. There were people behind me, so I don't know who that "hi" was to, but I hope it wasn't me. It wasn't personal or anything, so I don't know if I should feel guilty or not.

At least we all know that Morgan is in a better place now, just no one expected her departure to be so soon.

Amendments

Happy New Year!

Two things that should be changed to my December 31 chain.

1. My Aunt Erika gave birth in 2008. So I do know someone.

2. A lot changed on December 31, as well, after LSU whooped Georgia Tech!

I made it to January 3! Woo!